Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Enablers Gonna Enable.


M: I’m sorry:

 Loeffler Randall Rio runner sneaker

A: No thank you.

M: You don’t like?

A: Negatory. They’re trying to be All The Things. Also, $295? Say what?

M: Oh definitely overpriced but I think they are super cute.

A: I should love them but something isn't working for me. The white parts, maybe?

M: I mean I'm not much for running shoes PERIOD but I would wear those with some black distressed skinny jeans. Which is how I basically wear everything I realize.

A: I just want the lace part to not be white. And I want them to be free. And I want black distressed skinny jeans.

M: Well my favorite jeans ever are on sale. I have two pairs and I'm strongly considering a third.

M: And now I find myself REALLY liking those stupid $300 sneakers goddammit.

A: You don't like them, you're just cheetah-blind. It happens.

M: I LOVE THEM. But it's okay, I ordered these. Boom, saved $280.

Charlotte Russe Lace-Up Leopard Print Sneakers

A: Ha! I was just about to send you those. I actually like them better.

M: Now Lili wants the $300 ones too. It's a sickness. Just you wait.

A: NO. I DO NOT WANT.

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5 comments:

  1. Marianne- do you wear a tall or regular in those jeans? I'm the same height and am easily persuaded.

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    1. Hey! I wear a regular, because I like to wear them with ankle boots. They are a good length for me!

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  2. I think the tennis shoes are fabulous, but not for $295. I don't even pay that much for athletic shoes .. lol.

    Monica.

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  3. LOL those shoes would go over big in my college town! (Our colors). But not at that price!

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  4. The look like Chester Cheetah (Cheetos)...and are making me hungry
    Eileen :)

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