M: In “I’ll never learn” news, J.Crew Factory is giving clothes away again and I just ordered some stuff I will surely regret!
A: What did you get?
M: Let’s start with what I think WON’T be a disappointment
M: I wanted more shorts pajamas but then I saw these, which are a lot cheaper than my favorite Loft pajamas and I can just wear a t-shirt with them. I got the ditsy navy floral, watermelon, and lemon:
M: And I reaaaally liked that liberty-esque floral so I bought this dress that is probably going to disappoint me:
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M: I bought these in yellow to give a friend for her birthday but I want them:
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M: But the real I WILL NEVER LEARN is these jeans:
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A: I LOVE the dress and earrings
A: But oh no white jeans
M: I know! WHAT IS MY ACTUAL DAMAGE
M: $22!
A: Worth a shot?
M: I sized way up and said a prayer
A: I pray for you as well
M: I am excited about the pajama shorts
A: Those are super cute
M: All told, three pairs of pajamas shorts, a dress, earrings, and jeans for $100
A: That’s great! Not regrettable at all
M: We’ll see
A: I want a pair of Madewell white boyjeans but I can’t pay full price
M: I am not sure why I think I’m going to suddenly turn into someone who doesn’t have hams for arms
A: Who cares what your arms look like? It’s summer.
A: Time to wear floaty dresses and say fuck it
M: I’m working on the fuck it!
A: Me too, a work in progress
M: I just usually like to fuck it with a sleeve
M: That sounds wrong
A: Dirty.
"fuck it with a sleeve" !!! I'm really working on being okay with my arms. Wearing cardigans and denim jackets in the summer is just more than I can handle anymore.
ReplyDeleteI say we all just hold hands and fuckit together. THIS IS THE SUMMER OF COMFORT.
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