Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Beagle Femurs.

The following Twitter exchange between us and @ShoeDaydreams (AKA Poochie) and @Milkglassheart (AKA Lara) was too funny not to share:


ShoeDaydreams: 2 ft tall http://howtotalktogirlsatparties.tumblr.com/post/4450640105



M: I cannot tell you how hard I just laughed. I think he has beagle femurs.

A: DEAD. I AM DEAD.

SDD: Yeah, for reals.

M: We might have to use you tweeting us this for a post. Because OMG.

SDD: Please do. Given his recent commentary (aka "curvy" blogger), I feel this is ripe for captioning.

A: OH, it is ON. the whole "sturdy legs" comment made me burst into flames.

MGH:  "beagle femurs" just killed me dead.

M: Pot calling the kettle sturdy, that.

A: Save it for the blog sister! You killed me with "beagle femurs."

SDD:  Heeee!!!

M:  I am conducting scientific comparisons with Buster's legs.

M: Remind me and I'll take a picture of Buster's leg. You know, for Science.

13 comments:

  1. Apparently "curvy and sturdy" equals "legs the size of my arms." You are forgetting that only the human equivalent of veal is acceptable in the fashion world.

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  2. Also? he wears his pants too short.

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  3. He reminds me of Cotton Hill on King of the Hill. Cotton has no shins - said they were shot off in the war. LOL!

    Dude! Don't you know short folks can't pull off a long jacket like that?? You look like a member of the Lollypop Guild.

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  4. OH MY GOD, COTTON HILL. You are my favorite forever for this.

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  5. She had me at Lollipop Guild.

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  6. http://s4.sidereel.com/episodes/130269/featured/131903.jpg

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    http://www.insidesocal.com/fashion/vest_shaq.jpg

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  7. Of course his pants are too short. Every single man featured on that website wears pants that are too short, or rolled up too high. I think it's pretty funny, but that's probably because I'm not cool enough.

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  8. COTTON HILL!!!!! hell yes!

    what a repulsive little man

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  9. he sure is a stumpy little chap with no neck.

    why Garance, why?

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  10. The Cotton Hill comparison has me laughing hysterically. Thank you! He's such a tool.

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  11. p.s.-that coat is the worst possible length for him. Maybe he's trying to accentuate his Cotton-ness?

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