A: Yeah, and maybe Horse Tattoo Guy. Remember him? I LIKED HIM.
M: YES! Why is everyone all angular and hateful right now?
A: Hi, I'm wearing a jaunty hat:
A: And ruining an otherwise adorable outfit with this sweater I found shoved under the seat of my grandfather's Buick
M: What do you think she has shoved in those pockets? A lifetime collection of fingernail clippings?
A: Well, she has to put that hair she pulls out of her hairbrush somewhere. I do love love love her shoes. I think they're Chloé.
M: The shoes are wonderful. The bag is cute. And the skirt is interesting. So why do I kind of dislike her on the spot? I wonder if I have any outfits that make people instantly dislike me?
A: She has a bitch face, that's why. Also, she is VERY AWARE that she's being photographed. Pose much?
M: I kind of wish that the cab door would swing open and knock her down. Just a little. Okay, a lot.
A: If that happens, I'll grab her shoes, you get the bag. Then we run.
M: Oh, you are ON.
A: She looks like like we could tip her right over. I really just DO NOT UNDERSTAND the cardigan! It is filed under: Drinking Gin in a Tent.
M: Yes or: Woke Up In A Shallow Grave.
A: Um, ew. But yes. The hat is also an issue for me. But I like the rest so much! The knee socks, even!
M: I genuinely like (most of) this outfit. But it's making my head hurt.
A: It's the smug and smirky getting to you. It has to take a good deal of work to find SO MANY fashionably smug jerks to photograph.
A: But ooooh, buddy:
A: He is so everything I like all at once. I am pretty sure the venti iced tea is for me.
M: There there. That's better. I think we should start a Hot Men With Hotness street fashion blog.
A: I LIKE THIS IDEA.