Email to: looksgoodfromtheback
Subject: A special post request
Special Request Snark Post? It's worth a shot. If not I hope you two got a kick out of this outfit regardless. It's Urban Outfitters.
A: Yeah, I think we can make this happen.
M: Nope, sorry, blind now.
A: You can use your shoulders to read the description in Braille.
M: Wait, is that a Helen Keller joke?
A: YES. Get your fork off my plate, please.
M: I don't think Helen Keller would have approved of this new trend. She seems so sensible.
A: Whoa whoa whoa WHOA. I am not cool with this. Also, I am still stunned by the first photo. The leather shorts with built-in camel toe? And the pleats! SO MANY PLEATS.
M: The only thing that could make it more offensive would be if it were a onesie. Worn by Michelle Bachmann.
A: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOU WANT THE CRAZY EYES?
M: If you photoshop her head on that outfit, I will give you a dollar. That will really attract the crazies.
A: Oh! I like a challenge but I fear that would cause a rip in the space-time continuum and she'd somehow end up running for president. Then, locusts.
A: By the way, the photo I took of you last week kind of has crazy eyes like that. SHALL I POST IT?
M: You SHUT YOUR MOUTH. I have a shot of you stabbing a baby turkey and I am not afraid to use it.
A: OH. WAIT NEVER MIND CARRY ON UGLY LEATHER SHORTS.
M: AHEM. Anyway, I have been googling rompers and it's...not good. At all. I cannot believe this is the real life.
M: It is also WHOA NSFW.
A: We are not that kind of blog!
M: CLOSE WINDOW CLOSE WINDOW DEAR GOD
A: Why would you Google rompers? Why?
M: Sometimes my brain makes me do things.
A: Um, is it making you want to buy a romper?
M: NEVER. God, I'm not IMPAIRED. Much.
A: I don't know, you seemed pretty excited to explore your shoulderless top options.
M: You just shut up.
A: I'm not the one Googling NSFW rompers. Just saying.
M: Leather romper sounds so innocent.
A: Um, do not, under any circumstances Google "leather romper Michelle Bachmann"