Monday, August 22, 2011

Proof We Love You Guys.


Email to: looksgoodfromtheback
Subject: A special post request


Special Request Snark Post? It's worth a shot. If not I hope you two got a kick out of this outfit regardless. It's Urban Outfitters.


-Sarah



A: Yeah, I think we can make this happen.

M: Nope, sorry, blind now.

A: You can use your shoulders to read the description in Braille.

M: Wait, is that a Helen Keller joke?

A: YES. Get your fork off my plate, please.

M: I don't think Helen Keller would have approved of this new trend. She seems so sensible.


Crewnecks & Scoopnecks by Arden B at ShopStyle



Tunics by Indah at ShopStyle


A: Whoa whoa whoa WHOA. I am not cool with this. Also, I am still stunned by the first photo. The leather shorts with built-in camel toe? And the pleats! SO MANY PLEATS.

M: The only thing that could make it more offensive would be if it were a onesie. Worn by Michelle Bachmann.

A: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOU WANT THE CRAZY EYES?

M: If you photoshop her head on that outfit, I will give you a dollar. That will really attract the crazies.



A: Oh! I like a challenge but I fear that would cause a rip in the space-time continuum and she'd somehow end up running for president. Then, locusts.

A: By the way, the photo I took of you last week kind of has crazy eyes like that. SHALL I POST IT?

M: You SHUT YOUR MOUTH. I have a shot of you stabbing a baby turkey and I am not afraid to use it.

A: OH. WAIT NEVER MIND CARRY ON UGLY LEATHER SHORTS.

M: AHEM. Anyway, I have been googling rompers and it's...not good. At all. I cannot believe this is the real life.

M: It is also WHOA NSFW.

A: We are not that kind of blog!

M: CLOSE WINDOW CLOSE WINDOW DEAR GOD

A: Why would you Google rompers? Why?

M: Sometimes my brain makes me do things.

A: Um, is it making you want to buy a romper?

M: NEVER. God, I'm not IMPAIRED. Much.

A: I don't know, you seemed pretty excited to explore your shoulderless top options.

M: You just shut up.

A: I'm not the one Googling NSFW rompers. Just saying.

M: Leather romper sounds so innocent.

A: Um, do not, under any circumstances Google "leather romper Michelle Bachmann"

5 comments:

  1. You guys crack me up. Also, brain bleach needed on Aisle 4.

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  2. This totally made my day. My face hurts from smiling and laughing. Thanks guys!

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