Monday, August 8, 2011

Shorts Week, The End.


source: the Sartorialist


M: Do you think the SHobbit likes this because he can wear the shorts as pants?

A: He's messing with us, right?

M: I definitely feel like this is some kind of bait. I almost feel wrong taking it. Almost.

A: I need Shorts Week to be over now and the Shobbit won't let it be.

M: He is obsessed! But not with denim shorts, mind.

A: Good lord no, he is obsessed with ugly shorts.

M: floral shorts suits. Suits!

A: CEASE AND DESIST.  And wait, that shorts suit isn't floral, those are like... Sphinx heads and ladies and oh my god, what IS that? I quit.

M: Wait. WAIT. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

A: I DON'T KNOW. SOS.

M: This is some insidious shit right here.

A: There is so much wrong I have to make a list:

1. That suit thing. Why.
2. The velcro strap white sneakers.
3. The...clutch bag?
4. His face.
5. I don't understand.

M: I feel like the guy in the background is so distressed that a random passerby is offering solace.

M: BRB, Gapkids has a great sale. Do you think the SHobbit would take this in a 6x Huskey?

A: I think that would look great on him except shorts tend to look like pants on him, so.

M: Perfect for fall!

A: I think Shorts Week is officially over.

3 comments:

  1. For some reason that guy reminds me of the creepy evil guys from the Hush, Hush episode of Buffy, only Anya tried to give them some kind of makeover.

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  2. Ah, yes The Gentlemen. He is one.

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  3. lol consoled by a stranger. I would need to be if I saw this pass me in the street.

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