M: Seriously, you know those bitches know how to party.
A: They are going to be doing keg stands in those hats.
M: I'm pretty sure Beatrice's doubles as a bottle opener or beer bong of some sort. Eugenie will CUT YOU, however.
A: You do NOT want to get between that girl and her Jager, trust me. Bee can open a sixpack of long necks with that hat.
M: I think they would be really fun. I bet they have all the good gossip, too.
Also, I think Philip Treacy is going through his Vulva Period.
A: You are killing me.
M: I'm just saying:
A: Wow, yeah, there definitely seems to be a... theme there.
M: What is he, a freshman Fine Arts major?
A: Yes, one who just discovered Georgia O'Keefe.
M: He just really likes flowers, OKAY?
I think we are on to something.
M: Sigh. Now I'm all sad that I'm not in any sort of Royal Family. Tell me, how is that fair?
A: I KNOW. I want to get invited to the kind of weddings that require vulva hats and the Beckhams.
M: Me too! And just one tiara. One! And maybe a lady in waiting.
A: Well, and I want to ride in a carriage with Prince Harry. I DON'T THINK IT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK.
M: Really, you're being quite reasonable.
A: So are you. I think we'd make great royalty.
M: I would say "Duh", but that's not ladylike.
A: * curtsy*
M: *curtsy back*