M: Did YOU know Johnny Depp wears prosthetic teeth in all his movies because his actual teeth are rotten and disgusting? I just broke up with him.
A: WUT. This is very depressing but I’m not actually surprised.
M: I can’t ever go back.
A: 😳 Heavy drug use? Or is he just disgusting? Or both?
M: He apparently never does anything to his teeth. No dentist ever. His breath must be atrocious.
M: She is literally trying to escape.
A: Poor super moddle.
M: Well, maybe not poor. She’s made her choice.
A: Heh. The choice to hold her breath forever. 😶
M: So gross.