M: Is Colton Haynes a real human y/n
A: I have Googled. Ken doll.
M: Clearly a very hot cyborg sent to destroy us.
A: I do not trust that.
M: He actually seems like a very lovely genetically blessed "person"
A: Can he talk and stuff?
M: He has a mouth.
A: Marianne, that's not the same thing.
A: CAN HE TALK WITH IT.
A: Beep boop...derrrp
M: He's so pretty.
M: *pet pet*
A: I feel like I could tap on his skull and hear the ocean.
A: He's so symmetrical!
A: FARM BOY ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
M: I know
A: That's how he's programmed.
M: He plays Rob Lowe's son. Too good.
A: He was grown in a lab.
M: I approve.
A: Very pretty.