Friday, May 6, 2016

Cute Boy Friday: Beep Boop.

M: Is Colton Haynes a real human y/n

A: Who?

A: I have Googled. Ken doll.


M: Clearly a very hot cyborg sent to destroy us.


A: I do not trust that.

M: He actually seems like a very lovely genetically blessed "person"

A: Can he talk and stuff?

M: He has a mouth.

A: Marianne, that's not the same thing.

M: ?????

A: CAN HE TALK WITH IT.


A: Beep boop...derrrp

M: He's so pretty.

M: *pet pet*

A: I feel like I could tap on his skull and hear the ocean.

M: Naw.


A: He's so symmetrical!

M: http://www.ew.com/article/2016/05/05/colton-haynes-interview

A: FARM BOY ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

M: I know

A: That's how he's programmed.

M: He plays Rob Lowe's son. Too good.

A: He was grown in a lab.



M: I approve.

A: Very pretty.

3 comments:

  1. Today's big news is that he announced he's gay. Because of course he is. Sigh.

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  2. SuperSoldiers from the future can be gay? Huh. Ya learn something new every day.

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  3. Wait, is he the cutie going out with the super skinny little sister on Arrow? Or his clone?

    Yes, I'm too old to watch shows on CW lalalala I can't heeeeeeeeaaaarrrr you.

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