Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Knees are the Window To The Soul: A Convo In Three Acts.



M: Good morning.


A: Are those knee…windows?

M: Yup

A: Why

M: Denim is really on a journey right now.

A: Is it going somewhere terrible, like Terra Haute?

M: Some kind of hellmouth situation.

A: Well, maybe in the hellmouth your knees need a little window.

A: I’m not sure why I’m defending them.

M: Explain yourself.

A: Well, see, this pair?



A: THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS.

A: PLEASE DO NOT MISS THE BACK VIEW.

M: Those are startlingly close to the jeans I'm wearing today

M: No lie.

A: Marianne. They have an 11” rise and shadow pockets.

M: Just saying, they are not that far off:


A: See, those are cute. The $325 pair are trend salad - mom jeans AND two tone AND shadow pockets AND a mullet cut AND light wash.  I don’t know anymore.

M: Agree.

A: Can we agree on this pair?

M: Good grief.

A: Definitely a cry for help.

Act Two

M:  Sorry, was just distracted by these $500...shorts.


A: What the actual fuck.

A: I have a lot of questions.

1. Is there a crotch
2. How do they shorts

M: This is an overlay on shredded shorts. According to the description.

A: NO THANK YOU MUD FLAPS.


Act Three

A: The window jeans are on Katy Perry's IG stories.



M: They are following me across the Internet.

A: Also, a reader just sent us the window jeans link. (Thanks, Amy!)

M: THIS IS NOW THE ELEVENTH TIME THESE HAVE BEEN SENT TO ME NOT TO MENTION THEY ARE NOW IN ALL OF MY FACEBOOK ADS STOP IT STOP

A: YOU STARTED IT.

M: I HAVE REGRETS.

A: KNEE WINDOWS ARE OUR FUTURE.

A: THE WINDOWS TO OUR SOULS.

A: ...hello?

2 comments:

  1. I am sure someone's already sent this gem to you, but I can't take the risk that you haven't seen it.

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/03/15/diy_fashion_looks_inspired_by_the_clear_knee_mom_jeans_from_topshop_and.html

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  2. The window jeans were on Good Morning America this morning!

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