Wednesday, March 15, 2017
Knees are the Window To The Soul: A Convo In Three Acts.
M: Good morning.
A: Are those knee…windows?
M: Denim is really on a journey right now.
A: Is it going somewhere terrible, like Terra Haute?
M: Some kind of hellmouth situation.
A: Well, maybe in the hellmouth your knees need a little window.
A: I’m not sure why I’m defending them.
M: Explain yourself.
A: Well, see, this pair?
A: THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS.
A: PLEASE DO NOT MISS THE BACK VIEW.
M: Those are startlingly close to the jeans I'm wearing today
M: No lie.
A: Marianne. They have an 11” rise and shadow pockets.
M: Just saying, they are not that far off:
A: See, those are cute. The $325 pair are trend salad - mom jeans AND two tone AND shadow pockets AND a mullet cut AND light wash. I don’t know anymore.
A: Can we agree on this pair?
M: Good grief.
A: Definitely a cry for help.
M: Sorry, was just distracted by these $500...shorts.
A: What the actual fuck.
A: I have a lot of questions.
1. Is there a crotch
2. How do they shorts
M: This is an overlay on shredded shorts. According to the description.
A: NO THANK YOU MUD FLAPS.
A: The window jeans are on Katy Perry's IG stories.
M: They are following me across the Internet.
A: Also, a reader just sent us the window jeans link. (Thanks, Amy!)
M: THIS IS NOW THE ELEVENTH TIME THESE HAVE BEEN SENT TO ME NOT TO MENTION THEY ARE NOW IN ALL OF MY FACEBOOK ADS STOP IT STOP
A: YOU STARTED IT.
M: I HAVE REGRETS.
A: KNEE WINDOWS ARE OUR FUTURE.
A: THE WINDOWS TO OUR SOULS.