Monday, May 22, 2017

The Day It All Came Together.


A: Someone is hiring:


M: Tempting.

A: I'm sure he's delightful to underlings.

M:


M: Adrien.

M: Everything feels so right.

A: Oh shit.

M: BOSS BABY

M: IN A TINY SUIT

M: IT'S ALL HAPPENING

A: How is this only now clicking?

M: What took us so long?!


A: FULL OF SHAME

M: CAMILLA!


A: AHahaaaaaa *sob*

M: CAMILLA! TOP! SHELF!


M: I swear to fuck it's modeled after him.

A: There is NO WAY it isn't.

M: "Would you like to be on my street style blog?"


A: I AM DYING

M: Please shop this with the pic of him and the tiny wine glass pleeeeeeaaaasssseeee


M: "You have...athletic thighs."


M: I'll stop.

M: It's hard but I'll stop.

A: ONG

A: OMG

M: ONG

A: OH NOT GOOD?

M: I 'm just saying onnnnnnng.

M: Idk

M: My brain broke a while back.

M: ONGGGG

M: Boss baby.

A: ITS REAL APROPOSSSSZZZ


M: 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻


A: AMAZING

A: It's like our old Sartorial Zoo Tumblr!

M: It's perfect.

A: 💯💯💯

4 comments:

  1. I've re-read this several times for multi-day giggles.

    You guys, he's caught himself a new victim to criticize and starve (but who'll feel obligated to wax lyrical about his photos and 'style'). These two are engaged, apparently:
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BT7G1MYA2ba/

    Also, LOLz: https://www.instagram.com/p/BMVMZdJBChL/

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  2. I missed Shobbit series so much! Thank you, guys!
    PS Why doesn't the add say that it is an absolute must to weigh below 100 lbs?

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