Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Beauty Review: Glossier Cloud Paint.

I finally caved, y'all. I know Glossier isn't really meant for me, it's meant for youngsters with perfect youth skin who want that no-makeup glow that can only be had with makeup. I get it! I do. If I were 25 I'd probably have every product in the line but up until now I had decided it was Not For Me. 

Then I ran out of my RMS cheek stuff and didn't really want to shell out $36 to replace it. Plus, I'm fickle and wanted to try something new, you know? While searching around for an alternative the Internet was like, what about Cloud Paint? I read some reviews and was like, FINE. FINE I WILL TRY YOUR HIPSTER MAKEUP.


I obsessed over all the colors and finally settled on two - Storm and Beam. I could've just picked one but you get a price break for two and free shipping over $30 (plus I got 10% off) and that's how they get you.

Storm is a warm rose color:



Beam is a light soft peach:



When I got them I swatched them on my arm (like you do) and I was worried that Storm was too brown and Beam was too light. Listen, I was wrong. They are both REALLY PRETTY ON MY FACE. I was wrong about everything! I love the Cloud Paint, y'all. Love. I am wearing Beam in yesterday's outfit post and here's what Storm looks like on me:

I have nothing on my eyes and lips which is why I look like a mole person. Focus on my cheeks! 

Storm is a good everyday color and Beam is a bit more of a subtle version of Nars Orgasm - a golden peachy glow. The Cloud Paint goes on like a light gel and a little goes a long way.  I just pat it with my fingertips and get the nicest natural flush, nothing too bright or obnoxious. And it stays all day! Of course I want to try some of the other colors and I also got a sample of the Milky Jelly Cleanser and liked it more than I expected to. Glossier, you got me.

If you're curious and want to try it you can get 10% off your first order with my link. (Full disclosure: if you go through my link I will get a $10 credit and buy more shit to review.)

Have you tried Glossier yet? What did you think?

4 comments:

  1. They sucked me in with their sunscreen and boy brow. I can report that when you have long but spindly brows, the boy brow doesn't do a whole heck of a lot. The sunscreen is lovely though.

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  2. I also avoided them for a long time because I am an oldster but finally tried Boy Brow. I have naturally invisible and sparse eyebrows and just caved one day. And of course the Boy Brow is awesome for me and I am on my 6th tube I think. Then I got suckered into that bundle deal and tried the Cake lipstick even though I am NOT a lipstick person and fuck me... it's good. It's a bit brownish but it looks really subtle when it's on unless you really layer it up. A couple days ago I needed another Boy Brow and thought I'd try another lipstick (Like) and of course it's also pretty amazing. It's just a little hint of color and it looks just about like my own lip color, so it's not obnoxious. It's a drier formula so maybe not for everybody, but I think they are pretty great. So, yeah, Glossier wins, I guess? Maybe I'll try the Cloud Paint next time even though I also don't consider myself a blush person!

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  3. I'm the big 5.0 and I heart Glossier. I agree that I'd have loved it harder 25 years ago, but that's water under a bridge or whatever. I LOVE boy brow and cloud paint, and the make up remover. It's all high quality stuff minus stupid high dept store pricing. I am not a fan of the current lipstick line, it's too dry for me, but maybe they'll up that game.

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  4. Love the scent of their perfume, the balm dot com is great for lips and cuticles, and my skin enjoyed the priming moisturizer rich all winter.

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