Have I mentioned that it is freaking hot? 97 degrees today, people. I can barely handle putting clothes on, so unflattering sack dress it is. As an aside, I might be the only person out there that dislikes pockets on most dresses. I think they add bulk right on the hips, and I can't stop myself from putting my hands in there, which ruins the line. Just my 2 cents.
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I was, however, inspired by Adrien's last post and thought I would interpret some of my least favorite fashion blogger poses. If you are guilty of posing like this, I'm not going to apologize. I still love you and I think your hair is pretty, though.
First up, the Little Lost Girl. Knock knees are a must.
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And now the Sassy "What's That Up There?"
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I call this one, "I'm Just Walking. So Blasé." This one really shows off the sack-like properties of this dress, doesn't it?
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And then I made up some new ones. Please feel free to use these liberally.
The Hailing A Cab:
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The Fashion Zen:
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And my favorite, the Scary Scary Monster!
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Dress: J. Crew
Bag: Marc Jacobs Stella
Shoes: Miz Mooz
LOL! Love the scary monster. I think you should add it permanently to your repertoire.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I don't think that dress is unflattering at all. I just bought a similarly shaped dress and got tons of compliments on it.
I love you.
ReplyDeleteHysterical! I think you look adorable in the dress, biased since I wear sack dresses all summer and want to believe it's a good look.
ReplyDeleteFreakin hilarious! Cute sack dress. I'd rock it.
ReplyDeleteJennifer
ahahahah I am in stitches over the scary monster, especially!
ReplyDeleteThat dress is too cute. I know what you mean about pockets. I love them in theory but then I find myself only using them as a crutch.
I also love you.
ReplyDeleteThe Scary Scary Monster actually made me snort-laugh. I expect to see that one again.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! I love these. I need to start using them immediately. I share with you a recent weird pose of mine, the "Transient High-Energy Intermediate". It was from a post about what I wore to teach belly dance class, and I actually belly danced a little while taking the photos. Of course, the camera caught one awesomely weird moment...
ReplyDeleteLove the dress and love you!
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