Tuesday, May 24, 2011


A: Really?

source: The Sartorialist

M: Really. REALLY?


M: With the Kelly bag? REALLY.

A: On the handlebars? REALLY.

M: When a car hits her and splits her pretty little head open, I'll make a Twibbon in support of her. Wait, no I won't. REALLY.

A: Or, when that dangly strap of Hermès leather goodness gets tangled in her wheel and flips the bike over? I will not cry for her Argentina. REALLY.

M: I think that flowy skirt might take her out first. Or the streetcar that runs on those tracks. She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is she?

A: She's really not. I mean, PUT THE GD HERMES IN THE BASKET AT LEAST.

M: She's got...another bag in the basket? And do you spy the Hermès box in the shopping bag? I might hate her.

A: OH MY GOD. REALLY. I am angry now. Because in my head she popped into Hermès, bought that Kelly on a whim, put all her stuff in it and slung it across her handlebars after putting her old bag in the basket.

Or, the whole thing is fake.

M: I am starting to think nothing is real. The Shobbit is on Hermès bankroll or something.

A: It's like you're trying to make me ugly-cry.

M: I'm sorry. This is worse than finding out there's no Santa Claus.

A: Actually, I don't want that dummy to have that Kelly bag, so it makes me feel a little better to think it's just a loaner.

M: This is true.


  1. oh awesome- I can click the link to the right to buy my own deliciously orange birkin bag now!!

    Maybe it's a fake birkin? Otherwise it's a crime against beauty.

  2. The only thing worse is that she has a Birkin in the basket. She just bought her second. Wheee!

  3. I don't think that's a Birkin in her basket - it looks too flat to me. And the orange bag is a Kelly! I know because I want one. Badly.

  4. People who are so rich that they can just throw their Hermes bags on handlebars and bike around in impractically dressy outfits while riding helmetless are in the running for first against the wall in the classwar!