A: Ha, I just posted a comment with nothing but http://whitewhine.com/ as my message. It won't get approved, but dude, someone had to do it because SHUT UP.
M: I LOVE YOU.
A: ALSO, WTH with the denim cutoffs? I'm thinking the Shobbit didn't approve that entry.
M: Did the Shobbit go to Coachella with her? I don't think so. I hope that this is the beginning of the end.
A: It sounds like she was all by herself.
M: She is infected by his insufferableness but I want her to be free.
A: I really think she's probably not a bad person, she's just being painted by his douche-brush.
M: DOUCHE-BRUSH. Ha.
A: But seriously, there is some disconnect in your brain when you post a whole entry about how sucky Coachella is because you didn't have a VIP pass. BOO HOO.
M: I know! And you are late to your fancy parties! WAAAAH.
A: And then, the friends you glom onto don't have VIP parking! WAAAAH.
M: So tragic, her life.
A: It's really VERY sad.
M: I can't wait for her heartbreaking post about how the humidity in New York has made her hair go frizzy. People will weep.
A: WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
M: Oh, she'll just get another Brazilian Blowout. Which the Shobbit won't like. Which brings me back to: Is This The Beginning Of The End?
A: God, I hope so! Her blatant love of denim shorts is just a slap in his cereal box of a face, isn't it?
M: Something tells me he would find denim shorts a little pedestrian. A bit, shall we say, Personal Style Blog?
A: He was positively raging against the Denim Short Machine in that article, so I really feel like her mention was deliberate.
M: That gives me hope for her.
A: We shall see.
M: I am reading the comments on that interview he did and this made me snort:
"i think barring his neck and lips issue, he is totally hot but he is trapped inside his dwarf body that adds to his pretentiousness."
M: TRAPPED INSIDE HIS DWARF BODY.
A: Oh man, these ARE OUR PEOPLE.
M: Just making my day.