A: OMG, I'm on the Banana site looking at men's stuff and they are using a very very very handsome model.
M: This guy?
I don't know if I'm feeling it.
M: He has a more approachable David Beckham thing going. I like.
A: Yes, yes yes. And mostly likely gay. But that's not a deal-breaker.
M: He looks like he'd be fun to go shopping with. He might like to hold hands but never ever kiss with tongue.
A: Oh, he's definitely a from-the-neck-up kinda guy. He's a really good listener, though!
M: He bakes the most amazing brioche, have you tried it?
A: No, but I could use some carbs. I just went to look at the BR women's stuff and I can't stop crying. SO MANY RUFFLES.
M: What, you don't like this?
Even the model seems pained here:
A: WHAT THE HELL.
M: It's like they are mocking you.
A: Oh, are you kidding? It's absolutely deliberate.
M: Hot gay boyfriend is not enough to make up for baby poop lace ruffles.