Friday, July 29, 2011

Shorts Week!

source: The Sartorialist


M: Instead of Shark Week, the SHobbit is clearly celebrating Shorts Week.

A: Is she for serious wearing all that just out shopping?

M: For me it's a total scroll down. Adorable hair, smile, sunglasses, necklaces, then those SHORTS and I think that bracelet is a lo-jack? And I love bracelets.

A: I think she's on Fashion Probation.

M: Oh, snap. Carrying a bunch of brown bags everywhere is part of her parole.

A: I like everything from her waist up, though. The necklaces and sunglasses are all good. And she's pretty. Those shorts are definitely a parole violation, though.

M: She is really lovely. I honestly would shank someone for those sunglasses.

A: I find the bag deeply disturbing. I keep coming back to it. And the grubby sandals. Why, pretty girl?

M: Those sandals are straight up awful. I think she is maybe keeping trout in the bag? For lunch.

A: So what's in the paper bags? Is it garbage that she's picking up as part of her work release?

M: Discarded fast fashion? Overflow from the Forever 21 dumpsters?

A: Oh god, I'll bet it's full of bedbugs.

M: EW. EW EW EW.

A: My work here is done.

1 comment:

  1. this is the best of the worst that you've posted. you're right -- she looks good from the top of the bracelet up (although i don't mind the bracelet). the shorts, shoes & bag, though ... wth?

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