source: The Sartorialist
M: Instead of Shark Week, the SHobbit is clearly celebrating Shorts Week.
A: Is she for serious wearing all that just out shopping?
M: For me it's a total scroll down. Adorable hair, smile, sunglasses, necklaces, then those SHORTS and I think that bracelet is a lo-jack? And I love bracelets.
A: I think she's on Fashion Probation.
M: Oh, snap. Carrying a bunch of brown bags everywhere is part of her parole.
A: I like everything from her waist up, though. The necklaces and sunglasses are all good. And she's pretty. Those shorts are definitely a parole violation, though.
M: She is really lovely. I honestly would shank someone for those sunglasses.
A: I find the bag deeply disturbing. I keep coming back to it. And the grubby sandals. Why, pretty girl?
M: Those sandals are straight up awful. I think she is maybe keeping trout in the bag? For lunch.
A: So what's in the paper bags? Is it garbage that she's picking up as part of her work release?
M: Discarded fast fashion? Overflow from the Forever 21 dumpsters?
A: Oh god, I'll bet it's full of bedbugs.
M: EW. EW EW EW.
A: My work here is done.