Wednesday, October 16, 2013

All The Things.

M: something about the crotch of these jeans makes me feel terrible:



A: They make the model's ass look flat as a pancake.

M: Well, her ass probably is flat as a pancake.

A: But good jeans should help! Those do not help.

M: But the crotch. What is HAPPENING.

A: They are supposed to be slouchy skinny jeans?  It's like trying to reinvent gravity or something.

M: That is not a thing.

A: YOU DON'T GET TO BE ALL THE THINGS, JEANS.

M: Enjoy my girly boyfriend jeans! I like to pair them with my plain ruffled shirt and my tiny statement necklace.

A: And my platform kitten heels!

(now you.)

3 comments:

  1. you guys are seriously hilarious. so glad i found this blog.

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  2. I can't believe no one mentioned their flowy body con dress yet

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  3. 2nd on you guys being hilarious ( and also Sarah- funny :))

    "And my strict messy bun, tailored business sweatsuit and a bold, nude lip!"



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