Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Too Old For This.

M: So, Garance just said that American Apparel has really nice cotton sweaters and...am I looking at the right site?


A: Hey! That was really nice back when I wore it in 1982.

M: .....



I.

Okay.

A: I think I can see cervix? No thank you.

M: They make me itchy. Like...itchy itchy.

A: Who doesn't love a giant, droopy mohair cardigan?



M: That cardigan is depressed. It looks like something you'd find in a bin at Goodwill. Kind of like...



A: Oh sweet baby Jesus that...needs therapy. And so do I.

M: I'm really feeling her eyebrows.

A: Oh, they're good! I'm obsessed with eyebrows right now.

M: Me too. It's replaced my obsession with my eyelashes. Well, more like supplemented.

A: You are getting off topic. There's no avoiding this, Marianne:


M: Oh my GOD THAT VEST. Fellas, that vest is not getting you any.

A: It's working for the SHobbit, apparently.

M: I thought we agreed we were not going to talk about him and the sex ANY MORE ADRIEN!

A: But he's really good at the sex, Marianne.

M: WE HAD A DEAL.

A: I'M SORRY I CAN'T HELP IT.


M: EW. EW. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.

A: help me.

6 comments:

  1. Listen, I'm not knocking Goodwill because I have found some good stuff there, but that looks like Goodwill tried to put out a catalog -- and didn't even pull their best stuff!! Ironic clothing has gone too far! TOO FAR!!

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  2. hahaha! Perfect photo of SHobbit thinking about how good he is at the sex!
    And what a gross collection of sweaters never mind those shorts. That's quite something.

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  3. Man, this post started out gross and then it got GROSS. Thanks for all the nasty sweaters topped off with shobbit sex. I worry about Garance.

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  4. Ewewewewewewew. Both sweaters and the idea of Shobbit anywhere in the vicinity of the sex.

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  5. Urban Outiftters is also featuring droopy floral rayon dresses with droopy cardigans and droopy chambray shirts layered over them. It's like we've hit a time warp and it's 1993 again. We've already escaped that look once - they can't make us go back! They'll never take us back alive!

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  6. Ew. His puckered upper lipless little mouth. Ew ew ew ew ew.

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