Wednesday, October 2, 2013

What Rhymes with Flawless?


image: the Sartorialist

A: You know what is standing out the most, here?

M: Itchy nightmare dress? I vote itchy nightmare dress.

A: No! You would obviously think that a dress made from prickling horror would be the standout, but I ask: What the fuck is up with her hair? Did she lose a bet with Jessica Simpson's hair extension guy?

M: Did she have her hair in a pony tail? She is a hot mess.

A: Oh, maybe that's it? I can't stop staring at it. What do you suppose that dress is made of?

M: Fear, forgotten dreams, and shaved muppets.

A: You know who can fix this?

image: the Sartorialist

M: STANDING OVATION!

A: I KNOW RIGHT.

M: Flawless.

A: The original Fashion Giantess.

5 comments:

  1. Those shoes are everywhere and I'm sorry, they look like a vagina.

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  2. I'd rather hang out with the hat-head/shaggy dress/Birkenstock girl though.

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  3. Who is the lady in red? Is she a designer? Can she come to my house and fix me?

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    1. That's Giovanna Battaglia, the editor of L'Uomo Vogue.

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    2. I think she needs to size up. I mean, she's got a rockin' bod, but the dress is too tight. It's pulling across her frame. Just because you "can" doesn't mean you "should."

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